Reports of my arrest are greatly exaggerated.....

[Lasagna Pirate]

Or are they?



I Once worked with a couple other guys with the same name as me. So I gave myself a nickname to distinguish myself.... and I kept Ed it through several other jobs over a decade.

There are many that only know me by that name. I thought I’d make it simple and easy to remember because people are stupid.
So it was a single letter ...

Q

I’m wondering if this is just a coincidence or if it’s someone that knew me and wanted to perpetuate my infamy.

Or if it’s something I’ve planned all along
Muhahahawawahaha

[Lasagna Pirate]

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[Lasagna Pirate]

Bumping necro post

Man I have some vividly detailed fucked up dreams.

I find they’re Especially intense after playing music. Usually I can reflect on them and determine were I came across certain elements in waking life. Elements of movies or conversations mixed in with stresses or thoughts I’ve had over the last few days.

And shit..... the bizarre fuck my brain comes up with. Holy fuck.

So in this dream I was just out for a walk, in a strange place.... you know how there’s Chinatown? This was a Londontown in some Eastern European country. So I came across some London industrial bands that were planning a tour. They didn’t have enough personelle for enough bands, so they asked me to join. Hey you play synth? Well you in the band now, dress up and write some parts by tonight ... if it works we’ll play in multiple cities. Ad hoc. All this while in a post pandemic wasteland where people are afraid to travel or even go outside , let alone to a festival or concert.
Instead of a tour bus there was a military salvage cargo plane and a Sherpa guy with a bunch of donkeys that were descended from a famous BALD DONKEY.
What the absolute fuck.... a fucking family of bald donkeys from the 1800’s. He carried around a black& white photo.

Basically lots of shiny vinyl, big boots, harsh beats and bald donkeys.

[Mr. Marty]

I had a dream with Cancun Ted Cruz playing a bit part. He got off scott free.
I woke up pissed.

[Lasagna Pirate]

I had a dream with Cancun Ted Cruz playing a bit part. He got off scott free.
I woke up pissed.

People are allowed to take vacations. Go where they want, do what they want.
He travelled ... oh noes.

[Mr. Marty]

I had a dream with Cancun Ted Cruz playing a bit part. He got off scott free.
I woke up pissed.

People are allowed to take vacations. Go where they want, do what they want.
He travelled ... oh noes.

...while his constituents were freezing to death.
Yeah, right. With election comes responsibility.
Guy is a fucking scumbag.

[Ifunkus]

I had a dream with Cancun Ted Cruz playing a bit part. He got off scott free.
I woke up pissed.

People are allowed to take vacations. Go where they want, do what they want.
He travelled ... oh noes.

He actually returned back the very next day, I believe.

[Lasagna Pirate]

I had a dream with Cancun Ted Cruz playing a bit part. He got off scott free.
I woke up pissed.

People are allowed to take vacations. Go where they want, do what they want.
He travelled ... oh noes.

...while his constituents were freezing to death.
Yeah, right. With election comes responsibility.
Guy is a fucking scumbag.

Don’t you have mayors and governors that are responsible for predicting this sort of thing?
What’s a senator meant to do ? Sit in an office or the senate and talk bs?

[Ifunkus]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-56205056

Biden goes to war.

[Mr. Marty]

The only reason he came back is that he got caught.

Being a senator, he has pull with those that might be reluctant to help.
That is his job, to speak for the people for the protection of the people.... not take a trip where it is warm while his constituents freeze.